Bailey

Kachung!

With a jerk, she snapped upright. The white metal gate was starting to open.

"This it. Go." she thought and started to run towards it. The Bad Man in Dark Pants saw her coming. He moved forward to try and head her off. She lunged to her right and then to the left. Bad Man was not quick on his feet. "Dodge" she thought, whizzing past Bad Man.

A figure in a long dress was entering through the gate. "Yayyy." she smiled, running up to greet New Person.

 "I love you, New Person" she thought, and jumped up at her. 

She opened her mouth to give New Person a kiss.

"Ayyy... getoffdafaq" 

New Person seemed equally happy to see her.

She started kissing New Person as much as she could.

"GetHerOffMeAAAAaaa"

Bad Man was coming up from behind, carrying a big pointy thing that looked chewy.

"Not now Bad Man!" She darted in the opposite direction. "Oh no, oh no, oh no! Not Now." she thought, leaping over the shrubbery. She leapt to the left, then to the right, then to the left again.

She saw New Person also starting to run. "Game Time! Woooo. I love youu" she thought and started chasing her.

Kaaachuuuurrrnnnggg!

The gate was opening again.

"OMG ANOTHER PERSON"

She stopped mid run and flipped around, running back towards the gate. 

This one is on the big thing that goes rrrr. 

"No like. Back."

She turned away and started running back towards the house. 

New Person was trying to shut the glass door. Excited at the challenge, she put on a spurt of speed. 

"Be Quick" she told herself and darted inside just as the door was almost shut.

"Made it!!!!!" she started jumping with pleasure, the rolling on the carpet. 

Jump, Roll, Jump, Roll, Jump, Roll.

New Person looked at her with a mixture of exasperation and anxiety. Unable to understand the feeling of fear emanating from her, she opened her mouth to give New Person a kiss of reassurance. And another. And another. And another.

"aaaaahhhh.... what is wrong with you? Get off. Arrrruuuuuunnnn!" New Person seemed to be enjoying herself. 

The other door opened and the Hateful Small Man came in. 

"Avoid.Avoid.Avoid." 

Hateful Small Man opened the glass door and told her to get out. 

"How hateful."

She heard a rustle of leaves and decided to go for a run.

"Faster. Faster. Faster."

"... looks like she is losing her mind..."

She stopped to see who made the noise.

Boy with Broom was sitting in his usual place.

"Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!"

She ran to greet him. He swooped his broom at her. Left, Right, Up, Right, Left.

"Almost got it!

 Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it! 

Almost got it!

Almost got it!

My bone was here!

Find BONE

Dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig 

dig

Broom.
Almost got it! 
Almost got it! 
Almost got it!
Almost got it!

but... BONE

DIG
DIG 
OMG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG

Vrrroooommmm

MASTER!
MASTER HERE!!

MAAASSSSTERRRR!
MUST KISS HIM
She ran to the front as his boots appeared.

MUST KISSSS

HI MASTER
HI 
HI 
HI
HI 
OMGIMISSEDUWHEREWEREU?

Boot moving. Inside now.

HI MASTER
HI MASTER
HI MASTER
HI MASTER
HI MASTER
Master don't grab. Play.

She struggled as his strong arms grabbed the scruff of her neck.
He started leading her out the door again.

"NOOO... I JUST CAME IN!"

She struggled against his arms but couldn't quite break free. He led her out.

"Keep her outside, Arun! Don't let her in!"

Hateful Small Man again. Avoid.

She ran to the left, then a sharp right, then a sharp left. The back door is open. Good. 

"Where did master go?"

She stopped, looking around for him.

"Hahahaha...yeah I saw her attacking that small girl..." she heard his voice.

In his room.

Trotting to master's room, she found him next to her bed.

Bed. Ohhh

"Tired. Need sleep."

She walked slowly and climbed into her bed. 
Master yanked at her tail. Her heart filled with peace.

"Love You Master." she thought, as she snuggled in and closed her eyes. 

Everything is normal again.

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Bails you crazy ass doggo, I don't know what possessed that girl to bring you into office, but you were truly one of a kind. The day you tried to bite one of our most important clients, was the day you won me over for good lmaooo. Heart!